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	Jim Gaffigan and Hot Pockets! Jim Gaffigan talks about Hot Pockets....hot povkets jim gaffigan comedy funny View Video
	Jim Gaffigan on christmas and Easter extract from his beyond the pale show....Easter Holidays Christmas Bunny Gaffigan Funny Standup View Video
	Jim Gaffigan-Bacon "I just had some bacon. Anybody ever had bacon before? It's good. Oh, my greasy lover, bacon. It's the best! You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. If it weren't for bacon, we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is. "Thank you bacon. Sincerely, Water Chestnut III." And bits of bacon, bits of bacon are like the fairy dust of the food community. "You don't want this baked potato? Brrring! Now it's your favorite part of the meal. Not interested in the salad? Bibbity bobbity BACON! I just turned it into an entree." But once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's like you're panning for gold. Eureka! There is something dishonest though about putting bacon in a salad - it's kind of like smoking while you jog. "I want the BLT, but I'll just get a salad with bacon and tomato. Can you put it between two pieces of toast and stick a toothpick through it? That'd be great..." It's amazing the shrinkage that occurs with bacon. You start with a pound, you end up with a bookmark. I never feel like I get enough bacon, at breakfast it's like they're rationing it. "Here's your two strips of bacon." "I want more, more bacon!" Whenever I'm at a brunch buffet and they have that big metal tray filled with the 4000 pieces of bacon, I always think, "If I was here by myself...I would eat only bacon. I would steal this tray, go lay down, and eat bacon all day." But you can't eat bacon all day, cause it's horrible for you. You know bacon's bad when a healthier choice is a donut. And we've known bacon is bad for thousands of years. It's literally a restriction on entering certain religious. "Our rules: No Killing, No Cheating on Your Wife, No Bacon." "Oooh, what was that last one?" "No Bacon." "Aaah, I'm in the wrong line." "How many bacon jokes is he gonna do? It's like, come on!" But bacon is that good. I bet if you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time. It's like a tasty vortex. And fat back, supposedly fat back is like bacon on steroids, you know. I've never tried fat back, probably because it's called 'fat back'. I don't know what creeps me out more - fat or back. Why don't they just throw in hairy while they're at it? "That's some good hairy fat back. That reminds me, your mother called." "That's gotta be the end of the bacon jokes..." I even like the name Bacon. You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot Dog movie. "Who's in this movie?" "Kevin Bacon." "Sounds good." Thank you very much. You've been like bacon. View Video
	Jim Gaffigan - Manatees - Dr. Katz Clip of Jim Gaffigan on Dr. Katz doing his manatee schtick. :)...Jim Gaffigan manatees Dr. Katz View Video
	Jim Gaffigan on Letterman Jim Gaffigan pays David Letterman with yet another appearance...some of the stuff is from his Comedy Central special...but nonetheless. View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Holidays Central...this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 12 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Holidays Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Catholic Central...this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 23 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Catholic Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Director/Food Jim Gaffigan on the Late Show with David Letterman...Jim Gaffigan Comedy David Letterman View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Cake Central...this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 11 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Cake Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Email Central...this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 21 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Email Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Jesus, Mary, And Joseph .this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 25 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Jesus Mary And Joseph Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Presents Central...this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 13 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Presents Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Eating Out ...this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 14 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Eating Out Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan: 2007 Tour http://www.GoofyAuctions.com ~ WIN CASH BY FINDING ALL 101 HIDDEN MOVIES IN THIS PICTURE: http://www.tinypic.com/4q695ki.jpg Hints can be found on http://www.GoofyAuctions.com ~ A very weird and bizarre website as featured on Jay Leno in August of 2007 as the funniest place to find the odd items being sold daily on eBay!!! Also a great search for things like: Antonella Barba, American Idol, Poker, WSOP, MySpace, Paris Hilton's Boob Job, Malicious Spyware, Britney Spears in rehab, Pokemon's Battle Revolution, Runescape, Cher, Disney's Frog Princess, Tiger Woods Golf, Dragonball Anime, Anna Nicole Smith, Naruto Ninja Council, WWE, Clay Aiken straight or gay, Pamela Anderson, QB Tom Brady and Giselle, File-sharing on Limewire, Apple ipod, the NBA investigating Kobe Bryant, Baseball spring training MLB, Neopets, Fashion, Barbie, Easter, Carmen Electra, NCAA March Madness, TV Guide, Yu-Gi-Oh 2007 World Championships, Xbox 360, Soccer, Beyonce Irreplaceable, Trish Stratus, Nintendo Wii, Diets, Swinsuit, Angelina Jolie, Wikipedia, Jennifer Lopez trouble with Marc, Inuyasha, Jessica Simpson in Rome with John Mayer, Bit Torrent, Salma Hayek, Linday Lohan in jail, Sailor Moon Magic, and the dreaded word: Taxes. Plus AI contestants: Gina Glocksen, Haley Scarnato, Blake Lewis, Brandon Rogers, Jordin Sparks, Jordin Sparks, Chris Richardson, Chris Sligh, Melinda Doolittle, Stephanie Edwards, Phil Stacey, Sanjaya Malakar, and other dumb films and names and games like: Golf, Naruto, Disney, Jenna Jameson, Shakira, RPG, Dragonball, Bratz, Harry Potter, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers, Dallas Cowboys, Tish Stratus, Mary Louise Parker Stephanie McMahon, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Spywire, Carmen Electra, Indianapolis Colts Peyton Manning, 50 Cent, Kanye Salma Hayek Jennifer Aniston Hannah Montana Jennifer Lopez, Iran, Iraq, The Sims, Zac Efrom David Hasselhoff, Jerry Springer Sharon Osbourne and Fantasy Football. View Video
	Jim Gaffigan The Grocery Store ...this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 4 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan The Grocery Store Beyond Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Eat Like An American .this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 5 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Eat Like An American Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan The Case Against Cinnabons ..this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 9 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan The Case Against Cinnabons Beyond Pale Comedy Central View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Pt. 1 yay!...Jim Gaffigan View Video
	Jim Gaffigan, Part 1 Part 1...jim gaffigan comedy stand-up View Video
	Jim Gaffigan Hot Pockets ...this is HILARIOUS!! (Number 18 in the Beyond the Pale album)...Jim Gaffigan Hot Pockets Beyond the Pale Comedy Central View Video

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