Zach Galifianakis fakes an orgasm. Funny stuff. Yeah. Good times.
So anyway, do you have any ice? I CANNOT DRINK THIS MOUNTAIN DEW WARM. I WILL NOT. GODDAMN SHIT. YOU FUCKING SELFISH ASSHOLE, PUT SOME FUCKING WATER IN THE TRAYS AND LET THEM SIT IN THE FREEZER UNTIL THE WATER TURNS TO ICE. IS IT THAT HARD?!! ARE YOU THAT FUCKING LAZY????
Fuck it and fuck you, I'm not even thirsty anymore.
This is the trailer for the DVD of Zach doing live stand-up - it comes out March 6th - I think this guy is the best comedian around right now! And he was in a Fiona Apple video!
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